Eris in London

It was a fine summer day in Trafalgar Square, London. The public square was packed full of tourists, street performers and the odd police officer attempting to keep the peace. The attention of most of the people in the square was focused on the impressive structure at the bottom end of it: Nelson's Column and the four Bronze Lions beneath it.

One of the many people in the square that day was Eris, the Greek Goddess of Discord and Chaos. This was the first day of her comeback tour and she had big plans for it.

The Square was home to several other statues of important men, with Nelson as their most famous.

"It's about time someone added a woman's touch to the world," Eris said to herself, "and this is where I shall begin!"

Eris put her hands together and brought forth a ball of pink energy. The ball sparkled and crackled with pink bolts of lightning. This caught the attention of one of the police officers in the square, who briskly walked over to Eris with an "excuse me, Ma'am? Would you please..."

He didn't have time to finish his sentence as Eris unleashed her magic in a growing sphere of energy. As the police officer was caught in the blast, his clothes and masculinity were ripped from his body. A completely naked woman with long, brown hair stood in his place, a look of shock on her face.

The glowing sphere grew larger, quickly encompassing the entire square. Women were untouched by the energy, but men shared the same fate as the police officer. They were stripped of their clothes and all masculine features. They were left naked and female.

But it wasn't just them that experienced the full force of Eris' magic. The various statues in and around the square all began to glow with a pink aura of energy. As they glowed, they began to reform and change shape. The men they depicted were transformed into naked women. This included the busts of admirals along the balustrade and the men in the bas-reliefs along the faces of the Pedestal. Even the stallions of the equestrian statues of King Charles I and King George IV were transformed into mares.

Next to transform were the four bronze lions at the base of Nelson's Column. These lions were easily accessible to tourists and many could be found sitting on their backs or in front of them. It was these particular people who got to experience first hand as the lions were transformed into sphinxes. Each sphinx proudly displayed their bare breasts on their chests.

Nelson was the last of the people in the square to be transformed. Unlike the other statues made of bronze, Nelson was carved of Portland stone. Yet, he too had a glowing aura of energy surround him when engulfed by Eris' magic. Nelson's stone body began to shift and change. The details of his uniform and clothes disappeared and his physical form widened in some places and narrowed in others. His face smoothed out and his features softened until they were female in appearance. The Statue of Vice-Admiral Horatio Nelson was now a naked woman. That being said, this woman still bore a striking resemblance to Nelson and even had an amputated right arm like him. This was true of all the Statues in the square. Although they had been turned into women, they were still representations of the former men.

As the energy dissipated, panic set in. Women ran around in shock and fear over what had happened. Every man within 150m of Nelson's Column had been transformed into naked women. This included men in surrounding cars and buildings.

Although Eris relished the chaos, she knew it would be unwise to stay there for much longer. Attention was quickly focusing on her and she didn't want to test her immortality just yet. She flew up above the crowds and paid Nelson a quick visit, startling the pigeons that had landed on her.

"Your feminine figure is quite beautiful," Eris said as she gently fondled one of Nelson's stone breasts. "Any ideas where next I shall visit?" she asked her seductively.

Eris leaned in close to Nelson's mouth as though hearing a whisper. "America, you say! I'm sure I'll have much fun there," Eris said. "Thanks for the advice and enjoy the view."


Story by Gen-Awesome
Artwork by Shonemitsu, Slasher

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