{"id":77,"date":"2009-11-19T14:44:28","date_gmt":"2009-11-19T19:44:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/expansionfan.com\/?p=77"},"modified":"2009-11-18T19:47:24","modified_gmt":"2009-11-19T00:47:24","slug":"bad-morning-boobies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/expansionfan.com\/blog\/cartoons\/bad-morning-boobies","title":{"rendered":"Bad Morning Boobies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Get up in the morning, brush your teeth, play with your boobs.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_78\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-78\" style=\"width: 471px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/satsurou.deviantart.com\/art\/Bad-morning-boobies-now-fanart-143433162\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-78 \" title=\"breast expansion girl\" src=\"https:\/\/expansionfan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/Bad_morning_boobies_now_fanart_by_Satsurou.jpg\" alt=\"Nice tits.\" width=\"471\" height=\"571\" srcset=\"https:\/\/expansionfan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/Bad_morning_boobies_now_fanart_by_Satsurou.jpg 673w, https:\/\/expansionfan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/Bad_morning_boobies_now_fanart_by_Satsurou-247x300.jpg 247w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 471px) 100vw, 471px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-78\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Nice tits.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Get up in the morning, brush your teeth, play with your boobs.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[5,17],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/expansionfan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/expansionfan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/expansionfan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/expansionfan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/expansionfan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=77"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/expansionfan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":80,"href":"https:\/\/expansionfan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77\/revisions\/80"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/expansionfan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=77"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/expansionfan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=77"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/expansionfan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=77"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}